Below are my own compilation of the annoying things Nigerian parents do :
· They read minds wrongly, when Nigerian parents ask you a question and you stay mute for some minutes trying to figure out the best way to answer their question without getting them offended, they assume you have something to hide.
· They get easily offended : Nigerian parents body dey hot, if you place the mug at the edge of the table instead of the middle, you will earn slaps at the back of your neck and these slaps are always faster than the speed of light and when these types of slap lands on you, no matter how dull you are, you will do the right thing at that very moment you received the brain resetting slap.
· They can whoop your ass anywhere, Nigerian parents won’t mind their environment before dishing out lashes of cane to you, I was once ordered to strip unclad by my dad right in the middle of my school, he whooped my ass and humiliated me in front of everyone in my school, that happened in secondary school sha.
· They always want things to be done in their own way, I once chopped beating from my mom because I poured the detergent in the washing basin before pouring water and she had earlier instructed me to pour the water before the detergent.
· They are over-protective, Nigerian parents will want to know every detail about your whereabouts simply because they think you can’t do anything without their divine guardiance.
· They turn to the media regulatory board of the family, Nigerian parents can frustrate you ehn, when they enter the sitting room and you are viewing Lil Kesh’s music video, they will be like ‘Ope, ewo ni skiboroboski?’ (what is skiboroboski), gbe si Yoruba fun mi (tune it to Africa Magic Yoruba) ‘ti won o ba sise ki o pa t.v yen’ (if they are out of service, switch off the television set)
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