Monday, 29 February 2016

KARMA! Thief Locks Himself Inside Victims Car


Detectives attached to the Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad (FSRAS), Ikeja, Lagos State Police Command, have arrested a burglar, who mistakenly locked himself inside a victim?s car. The suspect, Jamiu Anisoro, used to burgle cars with an iron rod, sharpened and shaped into a key. He burgled a car on premises of Mainland Hotel, Oyingbo, Oto Railway Ebute-Metta and got trapped inside the car, leading to his arrest.

When the car owner came out, he saw Anisoro inside his car and alerted the police. Although the key had opened many car boots and doors, it, however, had a clause. Once it has opened a door, the door would become faulty. The master or normal key wouldn?t be able to operate the door again.

A police source said: ?Anisoro specialises in opening vehicles with a master key. He got a rod and sharpened it into the shape of a key. His modus operandi is to watch motorists coming to Oyingbo Market. After the person parks, he would find out where the person is going.

He monitors where the person is heading. He would go back to where the victim?s car is parked. ?But before heading to the targeted car, he would carry two bags, filled with used papers. He would use the master key to open the car door, pretending to be the owner or driver. He would pick phones, money and other valuables.

He would drop the bags filled with old newspaper into the car and leaves. People watching him would think he came to drop some items he bought inside his car; they wouldn?t know he is a burglar.? Anisoro confessed to the police that he targeted victims in the morning and evening. He usually steals phones, wallets and other valuables inside parked vehicles. According to him, he used to sell some of such stolen items at Computer Village, Ikeja.

?There was a time he saw nylon inside a car at Ido, Oyingbo. The nylon was under the seat of a car he burgled. He found N150,000. He used the money to rent a house. He used the balance to buy tools for cobbling. He wanted to start cobbling which was his professional job,? the police source added.

Anisoro, however, soon ran out of money. He decided to go for the last operation. The last operation was the one that landed him in police net. On the fateful day of his arrest, he had tailed a car owner who drove into Mainland Hotel, Oyingbo. Immediately the man stepped out of his car, Anisoro followed him closely. Anyone watching would think he was the man?s driver or came with the man. As the man walked into the hotel, Anisoro went him into the hotel reception.



Funny Tweet About LASTMA





The peeps living in Lagos can relate well to this, the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LAWMA) service men believes they are invincible when on uniform and that's what the above tweet is trying to iron out.

[Official Video] Mary - Seyi Shay Ft Phyno


This is the official Music Video by Seyi Shay performing Mary ft. Phyno. Directed by Meji Alabi for JM Films and as usual she (seyi) gave her all to the satisfaction of her numerous fans, her performance in the clip is energetic. Phyno's part is good too but due to the fact that I don't understand his language, I won't be able to comment much about his part. Overall the visual of the song is dope!


Emir Sanusi Back In Nigeria


After the conclusion of the prayer meeting the emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi held with the president of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari and other delegates in Saudi Arabia about the current situation of the country, the emir, returned to Nigeria without much delay in order to see to the affairs of his State, he was pictured being accompanied into his palace in Kano.

Pastor Brutally Chops His Wife



A so called man of God and the General Overseer of the Victory Pentecostal Church located in Mbaitoli Loal Government Area of Imo State, Pastor Mark Chukwudi Etiti, has been arrested by the state police command for allegedly butchering his banker wife, Perpetua Udoka, to death.
According to reports, Etiti an indigene of Agwa in Oguta Local Government Area of the state, is a secondary school drop out and was a wheelbarrow pusher before he got the ‘call’, had allegedly deceived Udoka into marrying him after she went to him to seek God’s intervention over whom to choose out of three suitors who wanted to marry her including a medical doctor, a fellow banker and a public servant.
But Etiti told her that none of them men was the chosen one for her except himself, and she ended up marrying him.
According to sources, the Udoka’s family was not particularly happy about the union considering Pastor Mark’s educational background and social status but she stood her ground by telling them he was God’s choice for her, not knowing that the man she loved and got married to would turn round to be her killer.
This is an account of a close relative of the murdered woman:
“Unknown to Udoka, the biggest attraction was her lucrative career at the time. Just within a space of twenty months, a car was bought, a landed property and a shop was paid for all in the name of the husband Pastor Mark Chukwudi Etiti.
Udoka built a house for her Pastor husband on bank loan. She did a lot both for the husband’s family and the husband himself on loans including borrowing money on behalf of the husband to the extent that repayments become a serious challenge and she ultimately lost the bank job.
It became a pitiable situation better imagined, after she lost her job. Udoka became a punching bag. On many occasions, the mother in-law will come all the way from the village to order Udoka out of the very house she built.

Udoka had sustained various degrees of injuries inflicted on her by the same husband she picked from the gutters. She was hospitalized severally.
The mother in-law had once threatened that it is either Udoka leaves the son alive or the deceased body will be carted away like nobody and her threat came to pass after all.
Udoka’s thirteen year old daughter had once reported to the police of how the father had beaten the mum to stupor on the fear that the mum was dead.
The first brutal cutlass injuries on Udoka were recorded in 2013. This time, Udoka’s family thought it was indeed enough.
The matter was formally taken to the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) of the Nigerian Police in Owerri, who documented the evidences, detained the pastor and later released him.
The family had actually concluded plans to forcefully relocate her and her children after so many refusals from her before the brutal murder of Udoka by the same man who she gave three beautiful children.”
This is also an account by the couple’s teenage daughter:
“On that faithful day, my mummy in her usual manner, woke up around 5.00am, got us ready for school, gave us our food, asked me to take my younger sister to her school and return the key to her in the church, while she left for our church early morning prayer session.
I finished dressing up and told my daddy who was in his room that I’m off to school. He asked me to lock the gate to our house from outside and I asked why and he shouted me down.
I did exactly that and returned the key to my mum in the church. I went back to my mummy’s shop around 1:00pm and could not meet her in the shop.
That was unusual knowing fully well when we usually come back from school. I called her line and she was not picking. I asked her neighbors and they said she told them my daddy called her. I then took my siblings along to the house.
On getting to the house, every place looked deserted. We usually access the house through the kitchen door, but that faithful day, the kitchen door was locked. I called my dad to ask him if he has seen mummy.
He asked me where we are and I said we are at home and the doors were all locked.
Within 2 minutes, daddy appeared. Unusual of daddy, he decided to follow the back door instead of the usual front kitchen door and asked me to stay outside.
I could not comprehend my father’s body language and I quickly followed him and went straight to my mum’s room while he made his way to his room.
The sight of flowing blood in mummy’s room got me more frightened and when I shouted blood, my dad ran straight to the kitchen where my mum’s body was used to block the kitchen door, the same door my daddy strategically avoided on entering the compound.
I later saw my mum’s phone near the kitchen window with my daddy’s 3 missed calls on the phone.
My daddy has always been chasing us about with cutlass all the time. He has severally threatened to kill mummy and her people won’t do anything.
The last time, I thought my mummy was dead when she was brutally beaten with cutlass by my daddy and blood was gushing like water.
I called my uncle and he was not responding. I then went to police to report him and he was arrested. Two days before he killed mummy, I saw him from the bathroom cutting the ceiling of our house.
The following morning, I heard him telling my mother that armed robbers came to the house and that the entered through the ceiling. He was showing mummy the note he claimed they brought which read;
“Pastor Mark be careful, this is to tell you we can come and go”. I told mummy that I saw dad cutting that place two days back and was not done by any armed robber.
I told mummy we should go to my aunty’s place that dad is up to something but mummy refused. Now look at where she has brought us to. Daddy has simply fulfilled his wish and God will judge him.”
Pastor Mark is currently cooling his heels in detention and the state police command has vowed to do everything that justice is served.

Money Doubler Palava



The Maroko Police Division in the Lekki area of Lagos has arrested a self-acclaimed Alfa, Alhaji Ibrahim Ahamido, for allegedly defrauding a trader, Sarah Moses.
It was learnt that Ahamido collected N350,000 from Sarah, promising to boost her business by turning the money to N5m.
He was, however, alleged to have fled with the money, after giving his girlfriend, Hawa Musa, N100,000 to “renew their love”.
A source explained that the victim had been introduced to Ahamido sometime in December, 2015, in a restaurant in Lekki.
He was said to have boasted of having special powers that could make him multiply money after prayers.
The source said, “The woman initially did not believe. So, he promised to help her bring out her child, who at the time was arrested by the police for an offence he committed.
“He prepared some concoction for her, and just like that, the woman’s son was released. That immediately convinced her and she trusted him.”
She was said to have asked him for help concerning her business, which was not doing well. The cleric (Alfa) reportedly asked her to give him N350,000 so he could turn it to N5m.
Sarah said she believed him, and gave him the money.
She said, “I told him I would be travelling to Ghana in December 2015, and I would return in January 2016.
He gave me something to put under my pillow. He said when I return from my trip, I should check the pillow and the N5m would be there.
“When I returned, I checked under the pillow, but I did not see any money. I called him to inform him, and he said it was my fault because I did not come back on time. He said the money came out from the container he gave me, but when I did not pack it on time, it went back.
“He asked me to pay another N9,000 so that he could make another charm to repair the damage. It was after I gave him the money and he disappeared that I knew I was dealing with a fraudster.”
She said she reported the case to the police, and after a manhunt, Ahamido was arrested.
The 47-year-old Alfa, however, said he did not mean to dupe the trader, adding that he tried to multiply the money, but failed due to her mistake.
While denying taking up to N350,000 from his victim, he told the police that he gave N100,000 to his girlfriend.
“I did not collect up to N350,000 from her, and she even gave me the money piecemeal. The total is N150,000. I will refund the money since her blood was not compatible with the prayers,” he said.
His girlfriend, Hawa, denied collecting N100,000 from him.
She said, “I came to Lagos about 15 years ago. It was about three months ago that Alhaji came to me and said he wanted to date me. Three days later, he bought a wrapper for me.
I did not know where he got it from. When he continued buying me more wrappers, I suspected something was wrong and I started keeping them so that if a police case arose, I would be able to defend myself. He bought me only four wrappers. He never gave me any N100, 000.”
The police, however, arraigned the duo before an Igbosere Magistrate’s Court on two counts of obtaining under false pretences.
While Ahamido pleaded guilty to the charge, his girlfriend, Hawa, said she was not guilty and elected summary trial.
The magistrate, Mrs. J.O.A. Adepoju, admitted her to bail in the sum of N100, 000 with two sureties in like sum.
The case was adjourned to March 2 for facts and sentence of Hawa.

Advancement In Church Business


While surfing the net, I came across this picture of a new generation church utilizing the us of P.O.S machine instead of the usual offering box. There is no other reason behind this action other than for the church to increase their chances of extorting the gullible congregation.

Davido Confirms Olamide As A Legend

David Adeleke aka Davido who recently featured YBNL boss on one of his tracks "The Money" took to Twitter to air his view about the artiste being a legend in the music industry, see his tweets below


The YBNL boss out of his busy schedule created time to reply his colleague in the music industry about his tweet :


From Olamide's perspective, Davido is a legend too, now we have a lot of real legends and self acclaimed legends in the Nigerian Music industry. 






GODWIN! HBD To Korede Bello



One of Mavin’s finest and "Godwin" crooner, Korede Bello turns a year older today. Korede, was born on 29th February 1996 – and won’t be enjoying the privilege of witnessing an another February 29 till another leap year in 2020 (lol).

From GrinDaily, We wish this dude a happy BIRTHDAY and many happy returns! Have a blast bro!

Sunday, 28 February 2016

Marriage Desperate Lady On Twitter



From the look of things, this lady in the screenshot taken off twitter is still in her early twenties and I don't think there is any form of pressure from her parents for her to bring a suitor home by force, my best guess is she is only looking for cheap popularity. Anyway if you have a man who is interested in this lady, Oreoluwa by name, you can do justice by contacting her via the above twitter handle.

New Robbery Tactics Exposed


Apparently, the picture above depicts the new way high way robbers now operate at night in their bid to get rich ASAP thereby putting innocent and hardworking Nigerians through undeserved torment and mental imbalance after the deed might have been done. Kindly forward this message to your loved ones.

Terry G Involved In An AutoCrash

According to an unconfirmed reports, singer Terry G was allegedly involved in an auto-crash(car accident) hours ago. Eye witnesses claimed he was returning to his abode from a night club around Lekki axis.




The A-list artiste's brand new Range Rover sport collided with a commercial bus then both landed in an drainage (gutter) beside the road. The car was completely damaged and evreyone except the driver escaped unscathed.
  

Olamide Shares A Selfie With Model Olajumoke



Olamide Adedeji, the YBNL boss shared a selfie with the internet sensation of the moment, the woman whose story of Grace set the internet on a frenzy, from being a street bread seller to a top model in a couple of days and also barging several endorsement deals alongside several spotlight interviews and this is no other person than Olajumoke.

Olamide shares Cute Selfie With His Son


Olamide YBNL, the Baddoo himself shares a cute selfie of himself and his son Batifeori Maximiliano Adedeji on Instagram and its such a cute sight to behold!

[MUSIC] Dj Hazan Ft. Jumabee - Gongoni


Dj Hazan who had sometimes worked with Patoranking to for his first official hit single EARLY MORMOR which brought him to limelight has once again teamed up with Jumabee to make Gongoni a reality. Gongoni is an 18+ song with explicit content, a good beat and averagely dope lyrics.


Saturday, 27 February 2016

Malnourished Lion Spotted In Jos Zoo



The lion in the above screenshot is a property of Old Jos zoo according to the user who posted the picture on twitter. The cause of the lion's lean look can not be far fetched from the fact that the people in charge of feeding it are not doing a very good job. The concerned authorities should see to it that this lion is released into the wild where it can fend for itself without being dependent on any human activities instead of making it go through this kind of sight sickening treatment. 


[MUSIC] Flenjo - Killertunez Ft Chinko Ekun


After a long wait, the 19 years old music producer killertunez drops his first single for the year 2016 titled 'FLENJO'. He featured YBNL signed artist in person of Chinko Ekun and he did justice to the beat with his sick and mad flows.


[GRAPHIC PICTURES] Lady Killed By Ritualists



The above pictures are that of a lady that was killed by suspected ritualists and her internal organs removed for unknown reasons, we really hope that the perpetrators of this evil act will be in police net as soon as possible. May God save us all from untimely death. 

Dope!!! Hustler With Class




A careful look at the pictures above will make it crystal clear that the guy in these pictures is an hustler with class. From the look of this, he is either a graduate waiting for God to provide him with a good job while doing something to keep himself busy cos an idle hand is the devil's workshop or one of the numerous unemployed youths out there that wants to be one step ahead of competitors.

Teaser! What Is The Colour Of This Jacket??


I stumbled on this picture of a customized Adidas jacket on the internet but i can't really pinpoint what its colour is and that might be because i am colour-blind. What colour do you think it is?? Drop your comments below 

Flavour Donates To The Church Where His Career Began



Flavour, an A-list artiste in Nigeria shared the above pictures of him donating musical instruments to the church where it all started for him on his instagram page with the caption "There's always something to be thankful for! I thank God for putting me in a position to touch lives positively with my music.
As you know the road to success is never ever easy, yet with faith, hope, determination and resilience it really is possible to achieve your dreams, goals and ambitions. It was a pleasure going to thanks giving service at my church, Church of God Mission in Enugu; where my love and passion for music grew from here. I’m grateful that I can now show and extend my gratitude to my church community."- Flavour Of Africa #Thankful

[MUSIC] MC GALAXY - DOLLAR


Mc Galaxy, the new dance king is her with his first catchy tune of he year 2016 titled "Dollar".
This song, Dollar, is believed to be inspired by the current Dollar hike in the country, it is meant to encourage people that their is light at the end of the tunnel for Nigeria, no matter how bad our economy is today, It will get better someday.


Friday, 26 February 2016

Mad Woman Disrupting Motorists Movement In Abeokuta




The above mentally unstable woman was pictured on Sango road, under the bridge along Abeokuta expressway disturbing the peace of her environment thereby disrupting motorists movement in the area. I really hope the relevant authorities will take necessary action as soon as possible.

Gallant Nigerian Soldier Killed By Boko Haram



The picture above is that of a gallant Nigerian soldier identified as Fakiya Olumide, he was killed in the recent battle against Boko Haram insurgents in Dikwa, Borno state. This picture of him was shared on facebook by his colleague, may his soul rest in perfect peace and may God console his family.

Picture Of Omoni Oboli As A Teenager

Omoni Oboli, a Nollywood Actress and a movie producer posted this on her instagram page with the a caption below it



"At 18 or 19! Oh my days!! My sis just showed me this picture.She refused to give it to me so I had to take a picture of it. Flash back of life! I was skinny as a rake but still had chubby cheeks "


Mouth-Action Lovers, Check IN


I am laughing my ass off right now, this mint is for ladies that loves to give mouth action (you know what i mean *winks*) in order to freshen their breath after the deed, the most amazing part is that its not only for the ladies, our gay brothers and lesbian sisters are also entitled to this. CHEERS!!!


Disclaimer : I am not in anyway claiming ownership of the above picture. 

TEASER! What Will Be Your Reaction To This Kind Of Situation



I really don't know what to do in this kind of situation, when your fire extinguisher itself is on fire,how do you put out the fire with this same extinguisher??

picture source : 9gag

AWT!! Phyno And Flavour Pictured In a Gym



Flavour shared this pictures of him and Phyno on his instagram page, both artistes are looking good. Over to the ladies.

Thursday, 25 February 2016

ANNOYING BEHAVIOURS NIGERIAN PARENTS EXHIBIT


Below are my own compilation of the annoying things Nigerian parents do :

·         They read minds wrongly, when Nigerian parents ask you a question and you stay mute for some minutes trying to figure out the best way to answer their question without getting them offended, they assume you have something to hide.
                                        
·         They get easily offended : Nigerian parents body dey hot, if you place the mug at the edge of the table instead of the middle, you will earn slaps at the back of your neck and these slaps are always faster than the speed of light and when these types of slap lands on you, no matter how dull you are, you will do the right thing at that very moment you received the brain resetting slap.

·         They can whoop your ass anywhere, Nigerian parents won’t mind their environment before dishing out lashes of cane to you, I was once ordered to strip unclad by my dad right in the middle of my school, he whooped my ass and humiliated me in front of everyone in my school, that happened in secondary school sha.

·         They always want things to be done in their own way, I once chopped beating from my mom because I poured the detergent in the washing basin before pouring water and she had earlier instructed me to pour the water before the detergent.

·         They are over-protective, Nigerian parents will want to know every detail about your whereabouts simply because they think you can’t do anything without their divine guardiance.

·         They turn to the media regulatory board of the family, Nigerian parents can frustrate you ehn, when they enter the sitting room and you are viewing Lil Kesh’s music video, they will be like ‘Ope, ewo ni skiboroboski?’ (what is skiboroboski), gbe si Yoruba fun mi (tune it to Africa Magic Yoruba) ‘ti won o ba sise ki o pa t.v yen’ (if they are out of service, switch off the television set) 

FUNNY REASONS GUYS VISIT THE LIBRARY


People visit the library for various reasons other than the primary function which is to have access to printed materials that will add to their knowledge. Below are some of the reasons:

FREE WIFI : Some peeps visit the library in order to use the available open (without password protection) network to surf the internet.

UPSKIRT CAM : This may seem too weird/crazy to be true but some guys actually visit the library in order to record girls that are sitting carelessly on their various smartphones. I am still finding it hard to decipher what these guys use the upskirt clips for.

EASE THEMSELVES : Due to the overpopulation of school hostels and poor rest room management by most guys, some dudes visit the library in order to ease themselves cos of the sparkling clean nature of most standard library’s restroom.

CHARGE GADGETS : When your gadget is low on juice (battery), you can easily branch the library due to the fact that libraries have constant power supply, when you enter the library, you will notice guys that are glued to wall socket in most cases.

NAP : These set of guys are the funniest, they leave the comfort of their hostels and move in to the library in a bid to take a nap in a full air-conditioned room.

SEXY!!! Agbani Darego Shares Gym Selfie


The ex-beauty queen shared this picture on her instagram page in order to share with her fans her achievement from her several gym session, she looks smoking hot though.

if you have used this you are ripefor marriage


This right here is the pride of boys then,we display it with pride during Christmas period and we used it to scare our parents,friends and relatives. Signify in the comment boxif you had for once used this. 

PICTURE SOURCE : 9GAG

SHOCKING PICTURE OF ADEKUNLE GOLD


Lmao..... See Adekunle Gold trying to fondle Monalisa's twins, from the look of things,this is either an artist's handiwork or that of a pure photoshop genius 

[MUSIC] CDQ - SUN SEYIN


CDQ in his leisure time freestyled on a beat by Masterkraft and to be candid, the song is whack cos the beat is not dope and CDQ himself did not do a good delivery of lyrics. Many might see my view as being judgmental and that might be as a result of my music taste. Download,listen and drop your comments.